Alchemy of Becoming

🧿 Privacy Policy for the Mystery School Library

Last Updated: When the veil was thinnest

Welcome, Seeker. You’ve entered a spell-protected zone on Substack, sometimes referred to as The Alchemy of Becoming, other times as “that one corner of the internet that feels like déjà vu wrapped in incense smoke.”

Here’s the deal:

🌀 What We Collect

We don’t want your secrets—we’re too busy decoding Empire’s. But when you subscribe, we accidentally collect:

• Your email (your digital grimoire tag)

• Whatever you type in comments (we read them between timelines)

• The phantom cookies that Substack bakes to track mortal movement

• Your vibe signature, which we can feel through the screen

• Maybe your IP address, but we don’t know what to do with it, and frankly don’t care

📡 How We Use It

We use your data to:

• Send you transmissions, scrolls, spells, and alchemical essays

• Notify you when a new glossary, anti-propaganda tool, or metaphysical breakdown drops

• Feel less alone in this algorithmic purgatory

We don’t:

• Sell your info to tech overlords

• Summon demons with your metadata (only with consent)

• Run ads. You are not a product. You are a process.

🧬 Who We Share It With

• Substack, who hosts this Temple. If they get greedy, we hex them with bad font kerning.

• The Akashic Records, but only the parts you’re ready to remember

• No other human, lizard, corporation, or dimensional entity

🍪 Cookies (The Internet Kind)

Yes, Substack probably tracks your clicks. No, we don’t have control over it.
Feel free to clear your cookies or wipe your browser history like it’s a psychic smudge stick.
(Just know it might break a few spell links.)

🧒 Children’s Privacy

We don’t knowingly collect info from anyone under 13.
If you’re a child reading this, you might be a reincarnated sage—go do your lightwork.

🕳️ Your Rights

• You can unsubscribe anytime, no hard feelings (though we might astrally nudge you later).

• You can download your data, but it’ll just confirm what your soul already knew.

• You can contact us if you feel like reality glitched.

🔒 Protection Spells in Place

We keep your info protected with:

• Substack’s normal shields

• A ring of Himalayan salt

• A dreamcatcher made of expired domain names

🪬 Contact Us

Questions? Incantations? Want to revoke all contracts made under duress during Mercury retrograde?

Email the Oracle: [Insert email]
Subject line: “Woke up inside the simulation again”

Final Word:

You are not being tracked.
You are being remembered.
And every click here is part of a slow-burning ritual to dismantle the digital trance.

🜃

Welcome to the rebellion.
Welcome home.

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